Q:so uh I didn't know who else to turn to but do you know what happened to Jules? I guess I didn't check her tumblr for quite some time and then suddenly it was gone?? Is she alive? New tumblr? is she okay? sorry I just was really quite curious and concerned as to what happened. well it says still jules so I'm not too worried or anything but regardless...
Friend, I have some sad news for you. Around this time last year Jules had an unfortunate encounter with the armies of the undead. After hacking apart seven fierce beasts with her scythe she took a brief respite under a willow tree and, in her defenseless state, a zombie launched itself upon her and bit her hand off.
As you know, a bite from a zombie passes the disease to its victim and shortly after her battles Jules succumbed to zombie-dom. She’s alright, other than being undead and bereft a hand. In commemoration of losing her humanity/dexterity Jules changed the name of her blog to itreallyatemyhand some time ago.
Note: this zombie-dom also accounts for her slower updating speeds. Zombies are well-documented as sluggish and lurching, and a one-handed zombie writing a story is especially challenged to type fast. The quality of her work remains the same however. I attribute this to her frequent devouring of brains.
I hope this answers your question!
tbh the only time “we’re not all like that” is acceptable is when ur eating out with friends and one of them is an asshole to the waiters
Q:Muslim feminist? There is no such thing as feminist in islam tbh its male dominant religion.
A few rights given to women in Islam, a good 1,400+ years ago, when women were viewed as completely subservient to men, and people practiced female infanticide:
- Owning, Managing, and Maintaining Property
- Custody of Children
- Access to Education
- Choice of Spouse
- Keeping One’s Maiden Name After Marriage
- Equal Participation in the Political Process
- Spiritual Equality
The United Nations granted women these rights in the Declaration of Human Rights. In 1948. When many countries still had not given women the right to vote. In fact, over a thousand years after the death of Prophet Mohammad (pbuh), in 1586, French Catholics were still debating whether or not women possessed souls.
I’m so sick and tired of people who don’t practice Islam telling me about my religion. You really think millions of women have been coerced into believing in a tradition that views them as subservient? Get real.
AU in which Game of Thrones isn’t written and run by two white elitist dudebros who don’t understand consent
"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog
once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,
over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—
while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,
as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—
“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—
only this and macklemore.”
haha remember that time joffrey decided to cut off ned stark’s head on a whim for like shits and giggles and the entire goddamn world exploded? haha file under: “poor decisions that ultimately lead to death.”
(see also: “a song of ice and fire” by george rr martin)
I THINK WHAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN CAP 2 IS HOW LITTLE MILK PIERCE POURS IN THAT GLASS. LIKE IT’S THE TINIEST PORTION OF MILK IMAGINABLE. “DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MILK” NO LET ME POUR MY OWN FUCKING MILK. AND LET ME POUR THE LEAST. POSSIBLE. MILK. I CAN. POSSIBLY POUR INTO THIS GLASS. THE SMALLEST PORTION OF MILK POSSIBLE. U HAD AN ENTIRE CARTON. AND A LARGE GLASS. AND YOU POUR WHAT. LIKE. 2 INCHES OF MILK INTO THAT GLASS. PIERCE PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN THAT SCENE.